What do you call a hotel with no pictures, towels or alcohol left? A hotel where the guests brawl with punk rockers & get arrested drunk in charge of a moped they're pushing, drink white wine and orange for breakfast, sleep soaking wet 3 in a bed, leave a wheelbarrow and traffic cones in bedrooms, abuse the local Elvis at 3am, have regular Fozzy Frenzys, battle on the hill and squash Jock's trumpet???

Why it's Raffles of course, Easter Tour, Ilfracombe (again!!!) 1988 - happy daze